Describing myself in a few characters reminds me of how little I like tinder. Just like I don’t like crunchy-looking, mealy apples, accepting unnecessary cookies because the agree button was green, the fact that tea is always either too hot or too cold, that my keys and mobile phone take turns hiding so that I’m always running late and Kai Wegner. OK, Kai Wegner I like even less than tinder. In actuality though I’m a pretty positive person: I almost never get upset and I love many people and things. But there’s not enough space here to describe that. And also it’s just a lot of fun to get upset together about unnecessary things!